End with a big red stamp that says "REJECTED" or "UPGRADE PENDING."
Headline: To the woman who deserves a better calendar manager (Me). 🗓️❤️ mother%27s bad date
“He asked if I ‘used to be pretty.’” You: “What an odd thing for a man who smells like menthol cough drops to say.” End with a big red stamp that says
spent the next 45 minutes delivering a monologue about his absolute favorite subject: himself. I learned about his cryptocurrency portfolio, his strictly raw-vegan-except-on-Thursdays diet, and his intense training regimen for a marathon he has no actual plans to run. his strictly raw-vegan-except-on-Thursdays diet