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“Now if you’ll excuse me,” Keri said, picking up a stunned seven-year-old with one arm and a half-empty bottle of whiskey from the chef’s freezer with the other, “I’m starting a new camp. It’s called ‘Camp Screw This.’ We teach archery, swearing, and how to punch a fascist beaver.”